T-Rex: If I can't be a bog person, I can be the next best thing!
God: ALIVE
T-Rex: Better!
T-Rex: A person frozen solid at the north pole!
T-Rex: Or the south pole, I'm not picky. But I want to be perfectly preserved in some cavern somewhere, so that when future generations stumble upon me, they'll say "Oh, gross. There's a dead guy in here."
T-Rex: "...It looks like he died being awesome though!"
Utahraptor: So you're in some sort of awesome pose.
T-Rex: Exactly!
T-Rex: Maybe I'll be wearing a Superman outfit, and in my pocket will be a note that says "I actually WAS Superman, comics were documentaries about me, make sure to tell everyone okay??"
Utahraptor: "I was vulnerable to the south pole though."
T-Rex: "Yeah, I just found that out."
Narrator: CONCLUSION:
T-Rex: People who pay for cryonic freezing are super chumps! All you need to do is go to Antarctica, guys.
T-Rex: You can die there for FREE.
