T-Rex: In the Garden of Eden story, Adam and Eve eat an apple from the tree of knowledge and then they're kicked out of paradise and THE AMAZING ADVENTURE OF NOT LIVING IN A GARDEN BEGINS.
T-Rex: Not in my version, peeps!
T-Rex: In MY version, this isn't an allegory or anything. Instead, it's an ALTERNATE HISTORY where Adam and Eve decided not to eat the apple! The entire book of Genesis grinds to a halt at the point where Eve says "Dudes, turns out I'm NOT hungry!"
Dromiceiomimus: Then what happens?
T-Rex: THEN they cordon off the tree of knowledge to prevent any future mistakes, finally burying it in concrete Chernobyl-style!
Utahraptor: But where'd they get concrete? That's a technology.
T-Rex: They invented it!
T-Rex: They've got nothing else to do there all day, so they invented concrete.
Utahraptor: So in your story, Adam and Eve hang out in paradise, alone, inventing concrete.
T-Rex: YES. It is an amazing tale!
T-Rex: I call it "What If Early Abrahamic Religions Had Not Been Concerned With The Origin of Sin, But Instead, Contained A Viable Recipe For Concrete".
T-Rex: WHAT IF, Utahraptor??
