T-Rex: I have noticed that eating different foods has different physiological effects on myself. There must be some 'balanced diet' that maximizes the agreeable effects of such nourishment!
T-Rex: With this in mind, I have created... the Nutrinomicon!
T-Rex: The Nutrinomicon divides foods into four different 'groups'. These 'groups' have prescribed allowances per day.
T-Rex: By following the nutritional regime of the Nutrinomicon, you can be assured of a fine diet!
Utahraptor: Your "Nutrinomicon" is nothing more than a Food Guide, repackaged!
T-Rex: What?
Utahraptor: All the major governments have published Food Guides, which do exactly what your Nutrinomicon purports to do: divide food into groups, and describe how much of each group is allowable for a balanced diet.
Utahraptor: I have to admit, your name is cooler, though.
T-Rex: But - I stayed up all night working on the celebrated and unmentionable Nutrinomicon!
T-Rex: I even skipped dinner, which is ironic, because I was working on a guide to nutrition!
