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Narrator: DINOSAUR COMICS PRESENTS: FUN-PUN CORNER! TODAY: FUN-PUNS WITH T-REX’S FAVE ACTIVITY! BY STEVE CAREY
Utahraptor: HEY T-REX, WHY WON’T YOU LEND ME $20?
T-Rex: 〚stomping on a house〛 BECAUSE I HAVE TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN!
Utahraptor: HEY T-REX, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING IN ALL THESE LONG HOURS?
T-Rex: I’M JUST TRYING TO GET A LEG UP!
〚T-Rex is wearing a top hat, a bow tie and a dickey〛
Dromiceiomimus: HEY T-REX, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED UP SO FANCY?
T-Rex: 〚stomping on a car〛 I’M STEPPING OUT!
Utahraptor: HEY T-REX, WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PERCUSSION-BASED THEATRICAL EXPERIENCE?
T-Rex: THE BLUE MAN GROUP!
T-Rex: WHAT?! I REALLY DO LIKE IT! IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY!
Signature: CAREY’03
Image description: All panels are square, with hand-drawn images. In most panels, T-Rex is wearing a bathrobe, sitting in a star dressing room. Utahraptor is wearing a black t-shirt and a blue cap.
T-Rex: HEY U.T., YOU CHECK OUT TODAY’S SCRIPT?
Utahraptor: YEAH. WHAT THE HELL IS A “SHIBBOLETH,” ANYWAY?
T-Rex: LIKE I KNOW! WHY DON’T YOU ASK MR. BRAINIAC O’BIGWORDS, THE WRITER?
Utahraptor: TOTALLY! LIKE ANYBODY ELSE UNDERSTANDS THIS CRAP!
T-Rex: AND GOD FORBID HE LETS US HAVE ANY INPUT!
Utahraptor: I KNOW! I MEAN, HELLO! WE’RE CREATIVE BEINGS HERE!
T-Rex: LIKE, I’VE GOT THIS ONE GREAT IDEA WHERE YOU DISTRACT ME WHILE I’M STOMPING, AND I HURT MY LEG, SO I PRETEND IT’S BROKE, AND YOU DO ALL THIS STUFF FOR ME ‘CUZ YOU FEEL SO GUILTY, BUT THEN YOU SEE ME DANCING, AND YOU GET 〚large〛 SO MAD AT ME!
Utahraptor: 〚large〛 THAT’S HISTERICAL! 〚end large〛 AND ANYONE CAN GET IT!
T-Rex: YOU’RE TELLIN’ ME! BUT NO WAY CAPTAIN CONTROL FREAK WOULD TAKE A SUGGESTION FROM ME!
Narrator: LATER...
T-Rex: 〚naked as usual〛 BUT I PRONOUNCE IT “SIBBOLETH!” WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT?!
Signature: CAREY’03
