T-Rex: Man, Dromiceiomimus has been looking fantastic lately! I would DEFINITELY rate her current attractiveness as AT LEAST a nine point five on ten!!
T-Rex: I -
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Utahraptor: Hah! That's what you get for thinking out loud, my friend!
T-Rex: Man!
T-Rex: I should've went with it when I saw her; stopping in mid-sentence just admits guilt. I should've said, "That's right, Dromiceiomimus! YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING GREAT LATELY."
Utahraptor: Except you didn't rate her a perfect ten.
T-Rex: Only because I always reserve point five for emergencies!!
Narrator: A HYPOTHETICAL EXAMPLE OF AN EMERGENCY:
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, you're a perfect 9.5 on 10!
Off panel: But what if I... dressed up like a flapper and said "Here's the news?"
T-Rex: That's a perfect ten and luckily I reserved some extra points for this scenario, listen, I gotta go lie down
