T-Rex: Medal stores will totally sell you whatever medal you ask for!
T-Rex: !
T-Rex: I - why are people competing for first prize in a track meet when they can go out and buy a bigger trophy that says "ACTUAL FIRST PRIZE IN THE TRACK MEET: WAY BETTER THAN THAT OTHER GUY"?
Dromiceiomimus: Probably for the fun of sport, T-Rex! The goal isn't actually the trophy.
T-Rex: Then I'm sure nobody will mind when I'm at the awards ceremony, making a big deal of my way more awesome prize!
Utahraptor: There's a way we can turn this realization of yours into something more positive, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Oh?
Utahraptor: Yeah, what if instead of ruining track and field ceremonies, we bought awards for each other? Yours could say something like "SASSIEST DUDE" -
T-Rex: And yours could say "CHUMLY PAL"! Oh my gosh, YES. Let's award each other medals!
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: T-Rex, thanks for the award, but I'm not wearing a gold medal that says "DROMICEIOMIMUS: THE CLASSY DAME WITH THE SIX-SYLLABLE NAME".
T-Rex: I understand, Dromiceiomimus!
T-Rex: I didn't know they'd be engraving it live
