Narrator: COMPRESSED ORIGIN STORY COMICS
Narrator: Today's origin story: ALL LIFE (in the Judeo-Christian tradition)

T-Rex: I'm God and I'm going to create life!
God: INTERESTING

T-Rex: Okay so first off I'm going to invent the week! Monday's for inventing light, Tuesday's for inventing sky, Wednesday's for inventing stars and moons, Thursday's for inventing land and trees, Friday's for inventing sea beasts and birds, and Saturdays's for inventing animals and dinosaurs and humans! Sunday's for chillaxin'.
God: I GOTTA SAY
God: THAT IS A PRETTY GOOD GIST OF WHAT HAPPENED

T-Rex: And now I'm going to put everyone into a big garden! Nobody eat the fruit of one particular tree, okay?!
Utahraptor: Okay!

Utahraptor: But I gotta say, there's this one forbidden tree that has this AMAZING fruit and you should definitely eat some right away.
T-Rex: Okay!
Utahraptor: AWESOME.

God: T-REX ADAM AND EVE ARE THE ONES WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO EAT FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE YOU'RE GOD IN THIS STORY REMEMBER
T-Rex: Oops. Oh well!
God: IT'S JUST
God: THAT IS SOME HELLA CONFUSING SYMBOLISM