T-Rex: A person's online activity is often used by law enforcement when pursuing a conviction! Facebook posts, Twitter updates and Google searches for "how to murder the sucky neighbour" have all been used as evidence of intentful wrongdoing.
T-Rex: I can totally use this to my advantage!
T-Rex: AS SUCH, I've recently done tons of Google searches for "how to avoid breaking laws", "i love being not guilty", "how to be an EVEN MORE innocent dude", and "how to avoid crimes because, not unlike Batman himself, I too hate crime".
Dromiceiomimus: There's nothing like a Twitter post that says "Definitely not planning any crimes ever! #seriouslyyouguys"
T-Rex: Nothing!!
T-Rex: Now if I'm ever accused of wrongdoing, any investigation will reveal these posts and my extreme innocence!
Utahraptor: Really?
Utahraptor: You're not worried how suspicious it is for someone to be SO CONCERNED with appearing innocent?
T-Rex: Man, there's nothing illegal about being big into innocence! Besides, Utahraptor, I'M not the one who looked up "how to frame T-Rex for future criminal activities??" on my home computer.
T-Rex: ...I looked it up on yours.
T-Rex: But friends forever, right?
T-Rex: That's binding, right?
