T-Rex: You know who hasn't written a screenplay for a while?
God: MOST PEOPLE
T-Rex: But especially me!!

T-Rex: And that's going to change right now!

T-Rex: Okay, so the scene opens in a spaceship and it's the future! The ship is this huge mechanical leviathan, all pipes and metal catwalks, unfriendly, imposing. And it's drifting in deep space! The engines have overloaded and blown up. This is all explained in the opening musical montage, set to "Louie Louie"!
Dromiceiomimus: It's comedy?
T-Rex: Um, no! It's science fiction DRAMA. "Louie Louie" is just a really good song.

T-Rex: So after this dramatic montage we're on the bridge, where the Captain is!
Utahraptor: What's his story?

T-Rex: Well, he's a gruff man, but he knows his spaceships. His name? Captain Flannigan O'Spaceships.
Utahraptor: Captain O'Spaceships.
T-Rex: Yes. He's yelling "Status!" and there's a dramatic strings version of "Red Red Wine" playing. It's a very tense scene!

Narrator: LATER: HOLLYWOOD!
Off panel: Kid, most screenplays are written down, not described verbally.
T-Rex: True! But sir, I think you'll find that you're forced to agree: THIS ISN'T MOST SCREENPLAYS.
Off panel: If I agree that doesn't mean I have to produce it though right