T-Rex: I am a fan of knowing things! Generally, the more things you know, the better prepared you are for someone asking "Hey, do you know all about 18th century literature?"
T-Rex: Because then if you know about 18th century literature you can punch them aside and say "OBVIOUSLY!"
T-Rex: But it occurs to me there are situations where ignorance is bliss! For example, imagine if you knew all about how the worst moment of your life would go down. You'd spend a bunch of your time saying "Aw dang, that's STILL going to suck!"
Dromiceiomimus: Or maybe you'd say "I'm glad my current circumstances aren't as bad as THAT!" or "Now that THAT'S over, things have nowhere to go but up!"
T-Rex: True. Okay, but say you knew the BEST moment of your life!
Utahraptor: Something to look forward to!
T-Rex: Okay, but say it's passed, so it's all downhill from here on out.
Utahraptor: Still, maybe you've got a bunch of tied-for-second moments, and I bet all those combined are better than one single best moment!
T-Rex: FINE.
God: T-REX KNOWING EVERYTHING IS NOT ACTUALLY THAT GREAT
T-Rex: I knew it!! Why?
God: WELL I KNOW EXACTLY 217 PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY PLANNING TO SNIFF THEIR OWN POO AND CLAIM IT WAS AN "ACCIDENT"
God: WHICH I GUESS ISN'T THAT MUCH FOR AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE ACTUALLY