T-Rex: Let's say you're playing chess with someone, and suddenly they have a fatal heart attack. This is the best possible way to win, you guys!

T-Rex: You have kicked their ass at chess SO HARD that they DIED.

T-Rex: It doesn't even matter if you were losing when they kicked the bucket: you've still won with the best finishing move possible! And what's more, your victory is SO AWESOME that it completely overshadows everything your opponent ever accomplished during his life! People will say "Sure, that guy may have CURED CANCER, but he lost so badly at chess that he died." EVERY VERSION OF HIS OBITUARY WILL END WITH "CHECKMATE".

Utahraptor: Every time we play chess, you're hoping that I'll die!!
T-Rex: I'm not!

T-Rex: Okay, I am. But it's a small hope!
Utahraptor: Yeah, a small hope that I'll be dead and gone and remembered as "The Guy Who Was So Upset When He Lost His Queen That His Heart Stopped Beating"!
T-Rex: Yes! Exactly!

T-Rex: I'm not a terrible person, Utahraptor! If you died playing chess I'd be sad, obviously! But also happy, because I KICKED YOUR ASS STRAIGHT TO THE GRAVE!
T-Rex: ...Let us pause here and remember how truth and honesty are the foundation of any social relationship?