T-Rex: "T-Rex," she said "I'm in love with you." She gazed into his eyes, smiling. "I thought about it, and it's DEFINITELY because you're so handsome and intelligent."

T-Rex: T-Rex laughed!

T-Rex: "Baby," he replied, "it's also because I am sexy and loveable and smart and manly and sexy." She was nodding. He paused, looked around, and then whispered, "I put 'sexy' in twice because I'm - " "- twice as sexy" she whispered back, the two of them whispering it together. She knew that he was twice as sexy as a regular sexy man. That was probably a good thing for their relationship, he decided. Better that she know now, than be surprised down the road!

Utahraptor: Suddenly she threw up on T-Rex, over and over until he was drenched in digestive fluid!
T-Rex: No! That's not what happened!

T-Rex: Um - "That's not what happened," she said, wiping her mouth. T-Rex realized that it wasn't vomit, it was -
Utahraptor: - ultravomit, a new form of vomit that was digesting him alive! As his skin began to dissolve, T-Rex's face melted, slid down the side of his neck, and plopped onto the ground.

Narrator: FOR SOME REASON T-REX AND UTAHRAPTOR PUBLISH THEIR COLLABORATIVE STORY! IT GOES STRAIGHT TO NUMBER 1
T-Rex: Woo!
Narrator: WHEN SORTED BY REVERSE POPULARITY
T-Rex: awww daaaang