Narrator: UTAHRAPTOR HAS GOTTEN LIFE INSURANCE!
T-Rex: Yes! Because if he dies, then the money that shows up will make us say, "Perfect! This is exactly as much as I valued that guy!"

Narrator: AND HE'S NAMED T-REX AS HIS SOLE BENEFICIARY!
T-Rex: WHAT?!

T-Rex: Oh God, I'm DEFINITELY going to jail, and it's all Utahraptor's fault! It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost!
Dromiceiomimus: How is naming you as beneficiary revenge?
T-Rex: Because when he dies, the police are going to ask "Who stands to gain?" and now there's a giant MILLION-DOLLAR ARROW pointing right to me, signed and notarized! Insurance policies are instant motive! JUST ADD DEATH!

Utahraptor: Well, what if I die of old age?
T-Rex: Still no good, my friend!

T-Rex: Your insurance company still saves a MILLION DOLLARS if they can somehow make it look like I murdered you. They'll be there, hands cupped around the policeman's ear, whispering "Listen I am almost certain this green dude killed him and made it look like old age"
Utahraptor: I - okay?

Off panel: It's just I got the policy free through work, and I named you as a nice gesture? It doesn't even pay a million dollars. I'm pretty sure it's capped at $200,000.
T-Rex: Utahraptor!
T-Rex: My fears have been reduced by precisely 80%!