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Narrator: THE LAST QUESTION by ISAAC ASIMOV

T-Rex: Okay in this story I'm a computer called Multivac!

T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, ask me if there will ever be a way to stop the sun from running down. Ask me if there will ever be a way to prevent the entire Universe from cooling down and dying. Ask me if entropy can ever be reversed.
Dromiceiomimus: Will there ever be a way to do that?
T-Rex: Insufficient data for meaningful answer!

T-Rex: Okay Utahraptor, now it's centuries later and you ask me the same thing.
Utahraptor: Okay, how do I reverse entropy?

T-Rex: Insufficient data for meaningful answer! Okay so trillions of years have gone by and we've spread across the universe and I've gotten more and more advanced. Soon all life merges with me and your question is the only one I could never answer. I spend timeless intervals pondering it, okay?
Utahraptor: Okay.

T-Rex: Actually I'm not going to spoil the ending!

September 19th, 2007: THE ENDING MUST NOT BE SPOILED.

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One year ago today: how is it that there's no hits in a google search for 'i don't think i love the way you do'? how could nobody have written that online before? is everybody TRULY loving the same way out there?

– Ryan