T-Rex: There sure are a lot of songs about dancing! I have probably heard at LEAST three hundred songs about dancing.

God: ACTUALLY YOU'VE HEARD 1365 SONGS ABOUT DANCING
T-Rex: Aww, you counted!

T-Rex: So why is music so reflexive? There aren't tons of paintings about PAINTING, for example. Or plays and/or movies about sitting and watching a play and/or movie, for that matter!
Dromiceiomimus: Actually T-Rex, that's not really true, and plus that's not really a fair comparison. Dancing is something you do in response to music! There are lots of paintings, films and plays that really ARE about your response to them.

T-Rex: Well! SO MUCH FOR THAT FUNNY RANT.
Utahraptor: Looks like!

T-Rex: Wait, this can still be salvaged! Utahraptor, you know what I dislike? PEOPLE AT THE GROCERY STORE WHO TAKE A LONG TIME AT THE CASH, FOR VARIOUS REASONS!!
Utahraptor: Yep!
T-Rex: They, um - they sure could be faster, is what I'm sayin'.

T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Dear mental diary: everyone here sucks. Maybe I should take my act to the grocery store!