T-Rex: Today is a good day I think to talk about pretension!
T-Rex: Pretension! Ah, pretension!
T-Rex: Where would we be without pretension? We'd be short a few critical essays on Leonard Cohen, that's for sure. Dromiceiomimus: Hey, what do you have against singer/poetsmith Leonard Cohen? T-Rex: Nothing! Of course!
Utahraptor: One person's pretension can easily be another's well-argued piece of literature. T-Rex: I'd like to set up some authority for pretension, but that itself would be pretentious. Utahraptor: That's probably why nobody's done it before.
Narrator: T-REX DOES IT ANYWAY: T-Rex: Heck, I've got the time! T-Rex: I'm UNEMPLOYABLE.
What are the haps my friends
oh my goodness
This comic is from June 7th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?