Narrator: WAYS TO WIN OR AT LEAST END ARGUMENTS IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE RESPECTING YOU

Narrator: BABY WANTS HIS BOTTLE:
T-Rex: Aww, look at the big baby! Baby wants his bottle!

Narrator: MAKING UP STORIES THAT ARE WRONG BUT HINT THAT YOU DO KNOW THE TRUTH:
T-Rex: Josh Whedon (or whatever he's calling himself this week) totally just downloads fan fiction and says, "Eh, good enough." That's why Willow and Tara are lesbians!
Dromiceiomimus: He does not! Buffy was a really well-written show!

Narrator: PROJECTED IGNORANCE:
T-Rex: You don't know that!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, bi-
T-Rex: You don't know that!

Narrator: DEAD FRIENDS:
Utahraptor: Man, you can't really believe in a "language organ" that makes communication innate.
T-Rex: Yes, well - Utahraptor.
T-Rex: My friend died.

Narrator: FINALLY: HUGS AND KISSES!
T-Rex: Aww!
T-Rex: Come'ere, you!