T-Rex: People, I have some shocking news!
T-Rex: The periodic table of the elements is ENTIRELY ARBITRARY!!
Dromiceiomimus: No it's not. All the elements are arranged in terms of their atomic numbers, and grouped by their properties!
T-Rex: But their NAMES are arbitrary: they're just MADE UP, Dromiceiomimus! Some are named after planets, others after cities, and others are just named after SOME DUDES!
Utahraptor: They all needed names, and in the end all names are arbitrary.
T-Rex: COME ON.
T-Rex: FOUR of them are named after the SAME village in Sweden! If we named four planets after some town full o' Swedes I think there'd be questions. Why do we accept this level of shenanigans for the BUILDING BLOCKS of the UNIVERSE??
Utahraptor: I'm not convinced and the names sound fine.
T-Rex: We could be living in a world where the elements are named after the famous dogs of stage and screen.
Off panel: I AM INSTANTLY CONVINCED AND THE NAMES MUST GO