T-Rex: It must suck to be a ghost.

T-Rex: Like the immortality is nice but the incorporeality must be a drag sometimes!

T-Rex: You wanna watch TV? Well, better hope someone in the house you're haunting has the same tastes AND SCHEDULE, otherwise you ain't watching NOTHING. Oh, maybe you'll read a book instead? Well, better hope someone else wants to read the same book AND you read at the same speed they do!

Utahraptor: You know, I bet a ghost could train themselves to read a closed book!
T-Rex: Oh yeah?

Utahraptor: Yeah, like, you put your head just a LITTLE ways into it, and use your glowing ghost body as a light source.
T-Rex: Huh. That makes sense.
Utahraptor: Yeah, and they'd have centuries of ghost life to get good at it.

T-Rex: Then it's decided: ghosts are well-read but may have large gaps in their knowledge of streaming TV shows!
Off panel: Yep!!
Off panel: And to THINK I was worried about not accomplishing anything today