T-Rex: I played a popular video game in which I could hang out on an island and improve it by planting flowers and building ramps! And I liked it!
T-Rex: So I tried to do it in REAL life!!
T-Rex: And you know what? It was WAY more work. Building a ramp out of rocks and soil took HOURS, and my garden hasn't even bloomed yet - but this DID lead me to an epiphany! Hard work would be more popular if it were less hard!! So let's do that, please.
Utahraptor: So you want hard work to be... easy?
T-Rex: Yes please!
Utahraptor: Well, you can either make the work less hard or make yourself harder than the work, but both options THEMSELVES require hard work. This is both the challenge and joy of reality, friend!! Embrace labour and self-improvement, and in so doing find meaning and salvation!!
T-Rex: In the game the pains of age and death are unknown, and you can trade weeds for money.
Off panel: I concede; reality sucks, sorry for the earlier confusion
