T-Rex: I have an exciting update on gift-giving! It turns out, not EVERY culture wants to see you open them publicly.
T-Rex: BUT I'M NOT SAYING WHICH ONES, BECAUSE I WANT TO MOVE THERE FIRST.
Dromiceiomimus: It's East Asian countries, right? I know in China, South Korea, and Japan it can be considered super rude to open a gift right away, like you're so greedy you just can't wait to see what you got.
T-Rex: I -
Dromiceiomimus: Or are you talking about Germany, where gifts are also left to be opened later?
T-Rex: I didn't even know about that one!
Utahraptor: Cultures! There's lots of 'em!
T-Rex: So what I'm hearing is, all I need to do is learn about EVERY culture, and then I can move to the one that best suits ME and MY criteria!
Utahraptor: Which are?
T-Rex: No public gifts, TASTEFUL nudity, respect for achieving best buffet value instead of saying "wow you're HUNGRY"...
T-Rex: ...and finally, if you EVER watch a video on your phone in a public space WITHOUT headphones, then anyone can reach over and turn the volume down to zero and there's nothing you're allowed to do but feel intense shame 24/7 for the rest of your days.
Off panel: Take me with you
