T-Rex: By investing my money in comic books, I ensure that several years from now, I'll have lots of money when my comic books increase in value!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Somehow - SOMEHOW - my comic books failed to increase in value??

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Ah - things don't become valuable because they're old, they become valuable because they're old and RARE. So if I want my comics to TRULY increase in value, I have to make sure everyone ELSE throws away their copies!! Only then will I taste INVESTMENT SUCCESS.

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Nobody wants to throw away their comic books!
Utahraptor: Yeah, they're fun to read!

T-Rex: Aha: THAT'S my problem: people are ALREADY hooked on them! But... if I could ensure that nobody buys them in the first place, then MY copies would automatically be rare! TO TRULY EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR COMICS... I MUST DESTROY THEM??
Utahraptor: I'm not sure if that's -

Narrator: LATER, T-REX SPENDS ALL HIS TIME YELLING TO EVERYONE THAT THE ENTIRE MEDIUM OF COMICS IS GARBAGE:
T-Rex: I know, I know!! I'm sorry! CAPITALISM IS MAKING ME DO THIS
T-Rex: Once I'm rich I PROMISE to mention somewhere how much I regret this!!