T-Rex: One day Tim, who hated his job, gained access to a machine that would send his mind back in time! He could go back and take over his body at any point in his own personal history.
T-Rex: That's crazy, Tim! Whoah! Holy crap!
T-Rex: So Tim, being able to effectively restore to any earlier part of his life while still remembering everything he'd done, started running experiments. He'd lived his life as a electrician and was only marginally satisfied. Maybe he'd be better as an optometrist? A tailor? A doctor? A B2B third-tier support professional?
Utahraptor: The answer?
T-Rex: Nope!
T-Rex: No matter what career Tim chose, he always found himself, at best, about as successful as he'd originally been. It turned out the limiting factor in Tim's life was Tim, and as he never realized his job didn't define him, he never surpassed his own limitations.
Utahraptor: OUCH.
T-Rex: Yes. However, lottery numbers were pretty stable between restores, so he could at least be rich.
Off panel: ...
T-Rex: I'm experimenting with unsatisfying endings.
T-Rex and off panel: SUCCESS