Narrator: THE TOP FIVE EMOTIONS
T-Rex: 1) Happiness!
T-Rex: 2) Happiness, but with just a touch of melancholia!
T-Rex: 3) Megahappiness!
Dromiceiomimus: Wait, why isn't that #1?
T-Rex: It's a sometimes treat. If megahappiness was as common as happiness, then we'd have to rename it to "happiness" and the original "happiness" would, according to the standard metric prefixes, become "microhappiness".
Dromiceiomimus: Fair enough!
T-Rex: 4) The feeling you get by putting your hands into a big bag of rice!
Utahraptor: Ooh, that one's solid!
T-Rex: 5) That last one but, with a non-Neutonian fluid instead.
Utahraptor: And that one's solid only under sufficient force! Well, buddy, your list is great and I have no criticisms for you. How about you and I both enjoy some Emotion #1 right now?
Narrator: BUT SOON:
T-Rex: Oh no! I got a bit of Emotion #2 in me too!!
T-Rex: *LONG, DRAMATIC SIGH*
