T-Rex: My favourite kind of game are Roguelikes! They're games that are like Rogue!
T-Rex: I've never played Rogue but whatever!
T-Rex: The main thing to know about Roguelikes is that their levels are PROCEDURALLY GENERATED, which means there's always a new world to explore. And the other thing to know is that if you die in the game... THAT'S IT. No save, no restore: you die and it's game over! This makes every choice carry incredible weight! They're real hard, but once you get into them, they're also real fun!
Utahraptor: Hey, you know what you're describing, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Roguelikes! I just said.
Utahraptor: Nah.
Utahraptor: A world you'll never fully explore featuring permanent death? I shouldn't have to remind you, T-Rex: that's not a game: that's REAL LIFE.
T-Rex: Oh snap! Of course! And that means if I apply even a FRACTION of the focus I bring to games to reality, then I'm sure to be a CHAMPION!!
Narrator: SUDDENLY, T-REX REMEMBERS HOW HE'S NEVER BEATEN A SINGLE ROGUELIKE HE'S EVER PLAYED:
T-Rex: Hah hah! Oh yeah! Right.
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: *sigh*
