T-Rex: In my life I've been a leader, doer of machines, AND cool but crude party dude. And now, I add another role to that list:
T-Rex: Reluctant explainer that "life experience degrees" are a fake idea to my weird cousin!
T-Rex: It seems obvious that no authentic educational institution would award a degree on such credentials, and if they did, those degrees wouldn't be worth anything. But try explaining that to someone thousands of dollars deep into one: it's like talking to someone in a pyramid scheme, multi-level marketing, AND/OR cult!
Utahraptor: They're convinced they've found a cheat code for reality, so the rest of us are just jealous.
T-Rex: That's it!
Utahraptor: Well, I guess when they're discovered and their career implodes... you'll get to say "I told you so"?
T-Rex: Man, who wants to say "I told you so"?? All I want to say is "CONGRATS ON YOUR HONEST SUCCESS, DEAR FRIEND, AND I'M SO GLAD WE'RE EATING FRIED CHICKEN PARTS TO CELEBRATE".
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: It is the #1 best sentence it is possible to say
