T-Rex: Attention, everyone who lives in North America! I come to you with some STUNNING NEWS.
T-Rex: Did you know that Europe is, like, REALLY OLD??
Narrator: FAQs ABOUT EUROPE
Dromiceiomimus: Q: Can you eat in restaurants that have been serving food since before YOUR country was even a thing??
T-Rex: A: Yes!
Dromiceiomimus: Q: Are there cities whose origins are lost, which is a non-dramatic way of asking if there are cities which PREDATE HISTORY HERSELF??
T-Rex: A: Yes! Old stuff is FRIGGIN' EVERYWHERE!
Utahraptor: Q: If I dig a hole in Europe, am I likely to find... a spooky skeleton?
T-Rex: A: Unfortunately, yes.
T-Rex: You will ABSOLUTELY find a skeleton. This is the downside of Europe: all those skellies have to go somewhere, and the dead vastly outnumber the living. Have you ever seen those models of Earth where the atmosphere is just this super thin layer on top of the hulking mass of the planet?
Utahraptor: Europe is like that, but with skeletons?
T-Rex: Europe is like that, but with skeletons.
Narrator: THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY TOURISM EUROPE
Narrator: "WE ALSO INVENTED VAMPIRES"
