T-Rex: Marketers, do you want to "go viral" with the latest marketing techniques? Well great, because the hottest trend is to attach yourself to world events already in motion! People love it when their conversation is interrupted by marketing!
T-Rex: CONVINCE YOURSELF THIS IS TRUE; YOU HAVE CHOSEN THIS CAREER PATH AND THIS IS ITS COST
T-Rex: For example, say we land a crewed mission on Mars. If you're not on Twitter the INSTANT the collected children of Earth achieve this dream with ".@NAMEOFASTRONAUT: you don't have to go to #Mars for deals like this!!" then you are not doing your job correctly.
Dromiceiomimus: I would also accept copy invoking "out of this world" savings.
T-Rex: That statement evaluates to true!!
Utahraptor: But suppose something bad happens? Say superintelligent apes take over Australia.
T-Rex: Oh sure!
T-Rex: THEN you should be careful. Don't say "AUSTRALIA: you don't need to be a force-evolved primate to take deals like THIS by force!". Instead say, "We #RememberAustralia with the following deals:". Classy, you know?
Utahraptor: So classy!
Narrator: IF AUSTRALIA EVER GETS TAKEN BY SUPERINTELLIGENT APES THEN I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR THE FLIPPANT TONE OF THIS COMIC
Narrator: ALSO
Narrator: IT'S SAD ABOUT AUSTRALIA BUT YOU'RE ALL SECRETLY AGREEING THAT WHAT HAPPENED IS KIND OF AWESOME, RIGHT??
