T-Rex: "Stevella: A Story That Might Have A Sad Ending, By T-Rex." Once upon a time there was a woman, Stevella, who knew EVERYTHING. Every single thing. "But that's impossible!" you say. "How did she fit it all in her brain?"
T-Rex: Well guess what?

T-Rex: She knew a way to do that!!

T-Rex: Her friends would say, "Stevella, who is going to win this horse race?" and she'd tell them. Her better friends would say, "Stevella, which actions should I take in my life to ensure the best, most prosperous future for all?" and she'd tell them that too.
Dromiceiomimus: Sounds like a great person to know!
T-Rex: Oh, for sure! Especially if you have, like, questions about your homework!

Utahraptor: So she knew EVERYTHING?
T-Rex: EVERYTHING, yo! She knew every of the things.

Utahraptor: ...Including knowledge SO DANGEROUS that the mere act of knowing it would erase all other knowledge she had??
T-Rex: Nice try! The answer is yes, BUT, she also knew a way to prevent that from happening.
Utahraptor: Then that is my only possible objection addressed and dismissed!

T-Rex: Later on when Stevella died it was the greatest loss the world ever faced, for it proved either immortality was impossible or the only rational response in the face of total knowledge of our universe was death. OH SNAP! THAT SAD ENDING APPEARED!!
T-Rex: YOU KNEW THE RISKS