T-Rex: Robyn was exploring ancient pyramids when she came across some mummies! And yes, as in the FRANKLY NOT UNPROBLEMATIC movies from the 50s, they were walking around, arms outstretched, trying to murder everyone who stumbled upon their cursèd grounds!
T-Rex: Robyn was like, whoah, what's going on here??
T-Rex: She managed to pin down one of the mummies and, partially unwrapping it, found that inside were, as expected, ancient and long-dead remains. Whatever power that was animating the mummy was clearly in the ancient funeral dressing. Furthermore, moving the ancient and fragile corpse as if it were alive had seriously damaged it, in parts reducing its brittle skin and bones to powder.
Utahraptor: So what'd she do next?
T-Rex: She unwrapped the mummy entirely!
T-Rex: The rags still thirsted for living blood, but by carefully wrapping them around a specially-constructed dynamo she was able to transform this motion into useful work. Once again, Robyn had transformed supernatural phenomena into clean, renewable energy, and the hatred of the dead kept our cities lit and our houses warm.
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