T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes adjusted the course of the starship with some satisfaction.

Narrator: SHERLOCK HOLMES IS IN SPACE NOW

T-Rex: "There are precious few mysteries in space," he deduced, "thanks mainly to our advanced technology and ubiquitous surveillance. That's why I can now indulge my true passion of starship piloting."
Dromiceiomimus: What??
T-Rex: "Yes, the only things I enjoy now are the simple pleasures of piloting this starship through the mostly-empty, samey, and uncomplicated void of space," Sherlock said.

Utahraptor: Dude, why use Sherlock?
T-Rex: Um, because he's the WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE??

Utahraptor: And you have him piloting the WORLD'S BORINGEST SPACESHIP. Have you forgotten that without mysteries, Sherlock turns to drugs??
T-Rex: Piloting a spaceship is the only drug he needs! The only mystery he unravels now is why the port nacelle is operating 2.6% below nominal!

T-Rex: Spoiler alert!!
T-Rex: It's because the phase coils are 1.3% out of alignment and this has an outsized effect on the output of the matter/antimatter reaction chamber.