Narrator: HOW TO WRITE A SCENE THAT TAKES PLACE IN THE DARK
T-Rex: Sometimes the lights go out in a story, and you may be confused as to what your characters are doing!
T-Rex: "What was that crash noise? Is someone moving around??" - YOU
T-Rex: "Oh no, is my tall character's head impacting against a low-hanging beam? Has my short character wandered into an open cupboard and is now stumbling, forever lost amongst the pots and pans??" - YOU, AGAIN
Utahraptor: Do you ever wonder if we experience the world in fundamentally different ways?
T-Rex: CONSTANTLY.
T-Rex: Anyway, the solution's real easy. When you introduce a character just say something like "Mary hadn't worked her ass off for twenty years to be Chili's ASSISTANT manager. She was shrewd, she was calculating, and right now, she was angry. Also, she had a flashlight on her at all times."
T-Rex: Done!
Narrator: THE END
Narrator: IF ANYONE TELLS YOU WRITING IS HARD THAT'S JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT FEWER WRITERS TO COMPETE WITH
