T-Rex: Ever find yourself forced to mingle at a party full of complete strangers? Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: You screwed up, buddy!!
Narrator: THE END
T-Rex: Hey, you're still here?
Dromiceiomimus: I thought we might give some advice to help these people.
T-Rex: Oh sure! MY ADVICE: turn around, leave, NEVER COME BACK. Go do fun stuff with the friends you've already got!! Oh man, that sounds great!
Utahraptor: So - what, stick with the friends you already have forever?
T-Rex: Yes! YES.
T-Rex: Eventually they'll start dying of old age, but you know what? As long as you're not the VERY LAST ONE in your group of friends to die, you'll always have at least one rad friend! Hmmm life-long friendship or talking to strangers at a party on the regular??
T-Rex: Hmmmm
T-Rex: Real hard choice here I gotta say
Narrator: UPSIDE TO DEATH #332: YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO STRANGERS ANYMORE
Parchment scroll: "Something to look forward to"
