Narrator: AN OVERVIEW OF EUROPEAN TAX REFORMS FROM THE EARLY TO MID-EARLY 1850s
T-Rex: oh god i'm dying of boredom already oh god OH GOD

Narrator: HOW TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOUR TWO HOTTEST FRIENDS
T-Rex: AWWW YESS

T-Rex: Alright! HERE'S HOW TO SEX UP YOUR HOTTEST FRIENDS! What time is it?? THREESOME O'CL-
Dromiceiomimus: Sex can be a destabilizing aspect of any relationship. Introducing it to one in a situation like this, where jealousy between partners can SO easily be inflamed, can be dangerous. Be sure you're ready to maturely deal with any conse-
T-Rex: IT'S THREESOME O'CLOCK

Utahraptor: T-Rex, my friend, are you... READY FOR THREESOMES?
T-Rex: I THINK SO, DUDE!! WHAT TIME IS IT??

Utahraptor: That's not important now. What IS important is that you've had a frank discussion about health and safety with your partners, and made sure everyone knows what everyone else's limits are. What do they hope to take away from this experience? How do they -
T-Rex: DUDE IT'S THREESOME O'CLOCK

T-Rex: You know what they say: even a broken clock stuck at threesome o'clock is right twice a day!!