Narrator: HOW TO USE LINKEDIN
T-Rex: LinkedIn is a social network for if you think your job is the most important thing about you! It's full of nerds bragging about what jobs they had!!
T-Rex: So here's how you get started on LinkedIn!
T-Rex: Now, I've never used it because I'm not a turbonerd, but I'm pretty sure I know how it works. First, make an account. Then, upload YOUR ENTIRE ADDRESS BOOK: every email address you've ever seen. This is a responsible thing to give a random website.
T-Rex: LinkedIn will now contact them!
Utahraptor: Someone would like to add me to their professional network on LinkedIn!
T-Rex: Holy crap dude!!
Utahraptor: I know! HOW AMAZING IS THIS?? I definitely need to make a LinkedIn account right away to take advantage of this amazing opportunity! And yet... WHAT IF I FORGET TO??
T-Rex: Don't worry! LinkedIn will keep emailing you over and over again for the rest of your natural life!
Narrator: CONGRATULATIONS
Narrator: YOU ARE AWFUL
