T-Rex: Attention, all English language users! And if you're not ACTUALLY sure if you're an English user, if you can understand me right now, YOU TOTALLY ARE.
T-Rex: I have discovered that English is missing a dang word!
T-Rex: Suppose I write parody lyrics to a song, in my case hilariously changing "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" to "I Can't Get No... CELL RECEPTION". This works REALLY WELL because my parody lyrics rhyme with the original! It's much more satisfying for a listener than "I Can't Get No... More Than 2 Bars On This Crap-Ass Phone", yes?
Dromiceiomimus: Um -
T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: English doesn't have a word for "parody lyrics that rhyme with the lyric it's parodying"!
Utahraptor: And we need it?
T-Rex: If you want to write a good parody OR talk about what makes a good parody, absolutely! Therefore, I propose "alternate-timeline metarhyme".
Utahraptor: That's a phrase, not a word.
T-Rex: Therefore, I propose "alternatetimelinemetarhyme".
Narrator: T-REX LEARNS THIS IS HOW NOUNS ACTUALLY WORK IN GERMAN:
T-Rex: Damn it, English! We need to close the compound noun gap!!
T-Rex: *ahem*
T-Rex: WE NEED TO CLOSE THE COMPOUNDNOUNGAPTHATMAKESOURLANGUAGELOOKLIKEABEGINNERLANGUAGEFORSTUPIDBABIES
