T-Rex: Alright dudes, let's find out once and for all why bad things can happen to good peopl--
God: HOW COME WE'RE ADDRESSING DUDES

T-Rex: Um, because I'm surrounded by only the most dudeliest of bros?!

God: YEAH BUT DOESN'T THE WORD DUDES TECHNICALLY EXCLUDE WOMEN
T-Rex: No man! I'm using "dudes" in the gender-neutral sense! Y'all be dudes!
God: AND YOU'RE ALSO USING BROS IN THE GENDER-NEUTRAL SENSE
T-Rex: Of course, bro!
God: AND MAN AS WELL
T-Rex: Yeah man!

T-Rex: But it's fair because when I say "chicks" I'm not ONLY addressing women!
Utahraptor: Oh?

T-Rex: Absolutely! If I say "Hey chicks, check out my pecs" I'm addressing both the mascu-chicks and the femi-chicks! EVERYONE'S gotta check these pecs out.
T-Rex: Hey.
T-Rex: They'll change your life.

T-Rex: You probably can't tell from over there but right now they're -
T-Rex: 〚small〛 - they're bouncing up and down a little