T-Rex: ALL ABOARD THE MAKEOUT EXPRESS! YOUR TICKET IS MAKEOUTS. PLEASE HAVE YOUR TICKETS READY.

T-Rex: AND YES, I WILL BE CHECKING TICKETS! VERY CAREFULLY. WITH MY FACE

T-Rex: I WILL ALSO BE USING THE SLICK MOISTENED TONGUE INSIDE MY FACE TO CHECK TICKETS, SO HEADS UP ON THAT ONE.
Dromiceiomimus: Dude, you're making the Makeout Express ticket validation procedure sound needlessly gross!
T-Rex: ATTENTION PASSENGERS: MY TONGUE IS NOT ACTUALLY THAT MOIST
Dromiceiomimus: That's not helping!!

Utahraptor: What stops does the makeout express make?
T-Rex: I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!

T-Rex: THE MAKEOUT EXPRESS TAKES ON PASSENGERS AT KISSFACE STATION, ALL UP ONS CIRCLE, AND LIPLOCK LANE.
Utahraptor: I'd actually prefer to be the only "passenger"!
T-Rex: SORRY BUT WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR PROVIDING SERVICE FOR THOUSANDS OF PAYING CUSTOMERS EACH DAY.

T-Rex: WAIT, THAT MEANS SOMEHOW I'VE BECOME... AN INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL PROSTITUTE??
T-Rex: EVERYONE GET OFF THE TRAIN, I GOTTA FIGURE THIS OUT

April 11th, 2013: GUYS did you know I will sell you the last apron you'll ever need?

That last photo is of Emily and both she AND the apron are awesome! Anyway, I'm PRETTY SURE that's the last apron you'll ever need. In closing, here is a poem!

Cats are fun to own I suppose
Maybe you can dress them in clothes
Okay so some cats are cool
But every dog TOTALLY RULES

One year ago today: "but james, you're a midshipman first class!" / "you're first class too, my dear, in the field of... 'sexual partners'?" / "oh james"

– Ryan