T-Rex: Imagine a dude whose life just keeps getting better. He starts out unemployed and feeling useless.

T-Rex: Then later, he has a job!

T-Rex: Then he has a better job, and he gets more and more satisfied with his professional life and personal life and no matter what he does things just KEEP GETTING BETTER for him. Doesn't that sound nice?
Dromiceiomimus: Pretty nice, dude!
T-Rex: I know! I SERIOUSLY WANT TO BE THIS DUDE.

Utahraptor: You already are!
T-Rex: Not really!

Utahraptor: Yeah you are, you're just running through your life in the wrong order. Go from worst to best and you're there!
T-Rex: But my age will vary wildly from one moment to the next!
Utahraptor: Sure, and those first few years are rough but who cares? IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER.

Off panel: Your final few years alive will be spent being successful and winning awards and kissing attractive people while you're both naked!
T-Rex: LIFE TRULY IS MAGNIFICENT, DUDES.
T-Rex and off panel: We're just sorting it incorrectly!!