Narrator: THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF 〚blank〛
Narrator: print and save! it's for in case you die
T-Rex: This is my will, suckers! I am of 〚blank〛 mind and body.
T-Rex: And I hereby leave all my worldly possessions to 〚blank〛!
T-Rex: With the exception of 〚blank〛, which must go to 〚blank〛 because they 〚blank〛 all over my 〚blank〛 three times. Furthermore, 〚blank〛 must spend three 〚blank〛 in a haunted 〚blank〛, where 〚blank〛 will 〚blank〛 them over and over.
T-Rex: If they 〚blank〛, they will get to have my 〚blank〛.
T-Rex: I want my funeral to be 〚blank〛!
Utahraptor: EXTREMELY 〚blank〛!
Utahraptor: And if I died of natural causes, that's 〚blank〛, but if, as I suspect, 〚blank〛 is responsible then I insist they be 〚blank〛 into a 〚blank〛 and blasted into 〚blank〛.
T-Rex: Oh! And tell 〚blank〛 I always had a big ol' crush on him / her!! NO POINT DENYING IT NOW.
T-Rex: They were way 〚blank〛 and my favourite part of their body was their 〚blank〛. Daaaamn.
T-Rex: Okay! PEACE OUT Y'ALL, IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN EITHER I AM A CORPSE OR YOU ARE A BIG OL' SNOOP
