T-Rex: I have cooked up the best pizza ever. It is my pièce de résistance!
God: WITH YOUR TERRIBLE FRENCH ACCENT IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SAYING "MY PIZZA RESISTANCE"
T-Rex: Oh my GOSH I need to open a pizza place called "Pizza Resistance"!!
T-Rex: Even if people don't get that most rare and pleasurable of jokes (the multilingual pun), it still sounds awesome: the pizza resistance! They probably have pizza guns!!
Dromiceiomimus: And they're probably really happy about having a gun that shoots pizzas!
T-Rex: Heck, I know I would be.
Utahraptor: There's already a place called that two towns over, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Seriously?
T-Rex: Ah well, no bigs. I'll just start a brewery called "Responsibly". Then when other people advertise beers and put "Please Drink Responsibly" at the bottom of their ads, suddenly they're advertising for ME instead!
Utahraptor: That's been done before too.
T-Rex: REALLY?
T-Rex: Huh! I guess SOMETIMES other people are funny too?
T-Rex: Huh.
T-Rex: Weirrrrd
