T-Rex: Banks are often robbed for the small amount of cash in the till, and often these tiny heists in which nobody is injured don't make the news and are left unsolved! Crime doesn't pay?
T-Rex: APPARENTLY CRIME PAYS A REASONABLE AMOUNT SOMETIMES??
T-Rex: This means that there are way more bank robbers out there than I initially imagined! And the smart ones would be happy with their successful crime and new check mark on their awesome things bucket list and leave it at that. I like to think that I have only smart friends, DROMICEIOMIMUS.
Dromiceiomimus: Um
T-Rex: VERY SMART FRIENDS, Dromiceiomimus.
Utahraptor: You think Dromiceiomimus is a bank robber?
T-Rex: Hah! Like you're not one too!!
T-Rex: Look man, I know that there's no proof. But that's the thing: if I'm right, there wouldn't be any! And yeah you're robbing banks, but that means you're robbing obscenely rich corporations who think a stupid chequing account should cost $20 a month, plus their website sucks too!
T-Rex: Huh.
T-Rex: ...Teach me your secrets?
