T-Rex: Attention, everyone! Who wants to hear my opinions?
God: BOOOORING
T-Rex: They're opinions about sex!!
God: YO I'M IN
T-Rex: Well, actually, they're opinions about the WORDS we use for sex!
God: AW MAN
T-Rex: So people of all genders and orientations can say "I'd hit that" to mean "I would have sex with that", and it's SO WEIRD that we all equate sex to violence, that a pleasant sexy experience gets boiled down to "synonym for punch". And it's not just hit! You can get demolished in bed too!
T-Rex: I UNDERSTAND IT'S PRETTY FUN, ACTUALLY.
Utahraptor: Bad news, dude: we use violence to describe ALL SORTS OF THINGS!!
T-Rex: Oh no!
Utahraptor: If you do well in a presentation you were KILLING up there.
T-Rex: *gasp*
Utahraptor: "Punch it" means go fast!
T-Rex: *gasp*
Utahraptor: And even if we just sit around doing nothing, I can still say that we're KICKING IT.
T-Rex: *gaaaaaaaaaaaaasp*
T-Rex: Utahraptor I'm actually having trouble breathing here! I need 20 ccs of hospitals please!!
T-Rex: *gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp*
T-Rex: STAT
