Narrator: T-REX IS IN A WAITING ROOM:
T-Rex: This magazine is in Polish. I can't read this.
T-Rex: BUT I CAN TRY!!
Narrator: EARLIER:
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, let me tell you a story. Once I was playing an online game, and you couldn't move when you were typing messages to the other players. I was about to say something when I got shot at, so I pounded the keyboard (AS IS MY WONT), hit enter, and returned fire!
Dromiceiomimus: Amazing story, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Whoah!! It's EVEN BETTER when you hear the amazing part!!
Utahraptor: So what's the amazing part?
T-Rex: The guy stopped firing and typed "u speak polish??"
Utahraptor: So what did you do?
T-Rex: I said yes, since clearly I just did!
Utahraptor: And what did he do?
T-Rex: He wrote me something! It was in what I assume was Polish!!
T-Rex: So I replied "haha okay" and shot him in the head. I call it, "The Time I Accidentally Spoke Polish To A Dude"!
T-Rex: ALSO KNOWN AS:
T-Rex: "I Wish I Remembered What I Said, As It Can Stop An Angry Polish-Speaking Man Wielding A Rocket Launcher In His Tracks"
