T-Rex: Let us start with the assumption that not all people are duds!
Narrator: HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS
T-Rex: It sure would be nice to hang out with those non-duds, huh? It seems to me the easiest way to make this happen is to go where they go. Like, for example, if non-duds like to hang out in giant rooms where every surface is covered in momentum increasing trampolines - which honestly seems PRETTY LIKELY - then that's where you should chill!
T-Rex: Okay, enjoy the new friends, thank me later!
Utahraptor: Momentum-increasing trampolines?
T-Rex: Could anything be more fun?? THE ANSWER: no.
Utahraptor: But you'd eventually end up smeared into a red mist!
T-Rex: There's safeties built in! Once you approach red mist territory, the room's trampolines become merely momentum MAINTAINING.
Utahraptor: Alright, I'm in. This sounds awesome!
Narrator: IT TURNS OUT SUCH ROOMS DO NOT EXIST:
T-Rex: How is it possible that I imagine momentum-increasing trampoline rooms IN SUCH AMAZING DETAIL if they don't actually exist??
T-Rex: How -
T-Rex: How is this a just universe
