T-Rex: BUSINESS IDEA: god trading cards!
T-Rex: Wait, hear me out!
T-Rex: They'd be like superhero trading cards, with a sweet picture on the front and then facts the back. Real Name! First Appearance! Battles Fought! But also STATS, so you'd know speed, stamina, intelligence, strength, agility AND durability on a scale of 1 to 7, and you could FINALLY have an informed conversation about which god could beat up which other god!
Utahraptor: But wouldn't all the stats be maxed out?
T-Rex: Nope!
T-Rex: The cards are written by followers of OTHER religions, to minimize stat inflation!
Utahraptor: Wouldn't each god's stats be at zero then?
T-Rex: OKAY FINE the cards are written by ME after I become a polytheist who intimately knows every single religion!! GAME SET AND MATCH, baby.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: MAN this is a lot of work for trading cards
