T-Rex: Sure, it's easy to say the Loch Ness Monster is a myth!

T-Rex: BUT WE'RE NOT ABOUT TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT.

T-Rex: Sure, that first, most famous photo of Nessie was revealed as a fraud. SURE, when interest in the area began people immediately started staging hoaxes. And SURE, a complete search of the Loch was done with sonar beams AND satellite tracking and proved that nothing larger than a buoy was hidden there.
Dromiceiomimus: Sounds like she doesn't exist to me!
T-Rex: All that proves is that she's not there NOW!

Utahraptor: Maybe she could have been there in the past?
T-Rex: Exactly!

T-Rex: Maybe she WAS there, but she died. Cause of death: TERMINAL REALNESS.
Utahraptor: And she was gobbled by smaller animals and left no trace?
T-Rex: Yes! It is a theory impossible to disprove, unless someone invents time travel, and if that happens I'm sure we'd have bet-

Narrator: SUDDENLY!!
Off panel: T-Rex, it's me, you from the future! I've come back in time to high five myself.
T-Rex: Whoah!
T-Rex: Ready and able, sir!!

October 3rd, 2011: Sometimes you want to leave your friends a note, but you know they'll take it way more seriously if it comes from the mouth of T-Rex! Sometimes instead of writing a note to your friends, you're writing it to yourself, but with the exact same expectation of T-Rex authority! And SOMETIMES, you want to stick these notes on things using a technology invented by Art Fry!

Okay listen I don't want to oversell this, but here we go:

THIS PRODUCT CAN TOTALLY MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

And then sometimes you stop to think about it, and you realize we're all taking a heck of a lot of risks, right? We're all living right on the edge. And you need to tell people! Have I got an apron for YOU and YOURS, my friend:

All this and more in the just-updated shoppe!

One year ago today: i have done both these things to confirm that they are fun. the first is messy and the second involves electricity AND metals forged from the very stuff of the planet itself, so they both get a pass

– Ryan