T-Rex: My sense of sight is useless when I sleep, because, like MOST men of taste and breeding, *I* sleep with my eyes closed, staring at the inside of my fleshy head.
T-Rex: But my sense of hearing works 24/7!
T-Rex: Even when I'm sleeping, a loud noise is enough to wake me up and make me say, "Hey, what's the big idea?? I was TRYING to be unconscious just now." PLUS, while my eyesight has blind spots (usually disguised and covered up by a complicit brain), I have a full 360 degree range of hearing, with not a deaf spot in sight! And by "in sight", I OBVIOUSLY mean "in my audio acuity zone".
Utahraptor: Oh, suddenly now you're into hearing?
T-Rex: Dude! I've always been into hearing!
Narrator: TWO WEEKS AGO:
T-Rex: I'm SO DONE with my sense of hearing. If my friggin' sense of TOUCH were good enough, I could hear over my entire body by feeling the soundwaves hitting it!
Utahraptor: But then you'd have to walk around naked.
T-Rex: AND??
Narrator: BACK IN THE PRESENT:
T-Rex: HOLY CRAP you guys, was it suddenly two weeks ago for anyone else??
T-Rex: holy crap holy crap HOLY CRAAAAP
