T-Rex: "Excuse me T-Rex, but which toothbrush do you think is yours?"

Narrator: SENTENCES THAT ARE NEVER GOOD TO HEAR

T-Rex: Another good one's "What time is it? Looks like it's MURDER O'CLOCK."
Dromiceiomimus: What if they were about to murder a really terrible person though?
T-Rex: Even if that's true, it's never good to hear that bad a line. Instead, they should say "I've gotta stop by the bank real quick to make a deposit... OF MURDER".
T-Rex: ...Wait somehow that got worse, wait -

Utahraptor: "It's not you, it's me."
T-Rex: What if that puts you on the course to a better relationship?

Utahraptor: "The food you gobbled was poisoned"?
T-Rex: Yeah. Yeah, I suppose that's never good to hear. UNLESS... you've altered your DNA to be immune to it, and today's the day of your big test. And it turns out you're now immune to ALL toxins, and this is but the first of your many new superpowers to manifest!

T-Rex: You stare at your fists as razor-sharp blades push out from between your fingers. Somehow, it only tickles. Somehow, you know life just got crazy sweet. SOMEHOW, YOU KNOW CRIMINALS WILL RUE THIS DAY.
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons