T-Rex: There's nothing wrong with a new language being a simple variant of English! Heck, modern French is just a riff on middle Swedish!

T-Rex: Or so I assume, having never looked into the matter with any seriousness!!

T-Rex: So I'm just going to focus on IMPROVEMENTS, and the first improvement I'm making on English is adding the amazing EXCLUSIVE WE.
Dromiceiomimus: Ah, yes! While our "we" means "you and I", other languages also have a "we" that means "everyone here EXCEPT YOU, THE PERSON I'M TALKING TO. OH SNAP."
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus
T-Rex: If you knew about it all this time why did you keep it a big secret

T-Rex: Anyway, my other improvement is adding an exclusive "you"!
Utahraptor: How does that work?

T-Rex: It's a "you" that basically means "anyone but you". So I can say "[Exclusive] We are going to a party! [Anyone but] You should really come!"
Utahraptor: Man, how would you feel if someone said that to you?
T-Rex: Um, STOKED THAT MY LANGUAGE HAS CAUGHT ON??

T-Rex: AND THEN SAD, OBVIOUSLY??